Ahhh, its Daytona 500 Sunday; I know a lot of you laugh at
the thought of calling NASCAR a sport, but bear with me through today’s post
(or at least just come back and read tomorrow’s hopefully more relevant to you
post).
First of all, I despise the people that say driving a car at
the speeds current drivers race around tracks is a feat anyone can do. That is ridiculous
on so many levels that I won’t even bother spending time refuting it. The split-second decision-making, reflex
actions, and strategies involved in driving and racing at these speeds are
truly incredible. I’m sure those guys over at ESPN’s SportsScience can do a
little piece on it (or may have already done one) but like anything else they’ve
done, I’d suggest avoiding it.
I’m not saying NASCAR is worth devoting three-to-four hours
of your non-football season Sundays to watching the races; I’m saying sit down
for ten to twenty minutes and give it a chance (preferably towards the end of a
race). The potential for drama,
excitement, and to be honest, laughter, is around every corner of every race.
I truly believe you haven’t lived until you’ve heard Darryl
Waltrip yell out “Boogity Boogity Boogity! Let’s go racin’ boys!” to start a
race. It is honestly one of life’s most hilarious, unique, ridiculous aspects
only brought to us by sports. Please, do me a favor, have a few drinks (of
course, I’m only speaking to those of you of legal-drinking age) and then watch
this video withOUT laughing:
For me, NASCAR is sentimental. My Dad (and his fairly
Redneck, but amazing) side of the family taught me among many things this
special appreciation of NASCAR. And I honestly mean no negativity through my
use of the term “Redneck”; I simply am referring to a lifestyle and culture
that I too am a (hopefully fairly small) part of.
I can remember my Dad planted firmly into his driver’s seat
(the reclining couch) watching every NASCAR race in the living room with me in
front. I would line up all of the model cars I had of every driver (yes I
collected them and my Dad and his die of the family were kind enough to support
this and many more of my ridiculous collection habits-remember Pokemon
cards-yeah no one could touch my Charizard). They would be ordered along the
edges of the coffee table (the same amazing coffee-table that withstood eight
college years and many more noon-Tallahassee years of usage and now sits in
Jess and I’s home upon which I’m writing this blog) as they were ordered in the
race. I loved every minute of it as many a father and son have enjoyed races
together.
So do me a favor, pick a random driver or car based on any
given criteria whether it be your favorite number, favorite driver, favorite sponsor,
or the first one that comes up on Google-just do it, and follow it. Every time
you see the bottom-line scroll by on SportsCenter look and see if your driver’s
name is listed among the top ten they usually show.
My personal opinion: How more American can a sport get? I
mean come on, how obnoxious do you think it looks to European countries to see
the American flags waving, the obsessive beer-drinking, and blatant patriotism
only NASCAR could offer? So anything pro-American, sports-related, and loved in
the South is obviously going to be found atop my approval board.
Today will be better than yesterday.
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